Thursday, June 01, 2006

I am Fatness Incarnate and thus to lazy to finish a complete thread. O well. I am the one one that makes it hard to get up in the morning. I am the one that makes your old shirts to tight and belts shrink. I am the one that makes skin flap in the wind and wind flap some where else if you know what I mean. Being out of breath after tying your shoes. Being hungry after eating a large pizza and a box of zingers. Being to tired to sleep and sleeping for fun. All this is what i am and more, lots more.

1 comment:

Jeff Y. said...

I was just thinking that you should declare a "fatness of life" manifesto to go along with "the Flaming Onion Day Manifesto." But then I thought, wouldn't going through the process and labors of writing said manifesto be contradictory to experiencing the fatness of life? Oh great fat one, you bear the clarity I only strive to comprehend!