Wednesday, April 05, 2006

I know that this blog was designed to help with experiencing the fatness of life.
But from time to time I, Matumbo 22, will have to delve into the more serious and upsetting part of life. I do not want to make anyone skinny or lose an appetite over these issues, but something must be done.

I am going to be writing about Senator Chuck Grassley R-Iowa. I will be reviewing his latest quest to demonize the American Red Cross. And how does not enjoy the fatness.

The next few posts will be on this subject. Please give me any comment you might have about the Senator or the Red Cross.

5 comments:

Jeff Y. said...

Can we ever trust a man named Chuck? I mean really?

How many Chucks are there? There is Chuck Norris, Chuck E. Cheese, Chuck-a-Rama and that moron in high school that we all called Chuck but his real name is something else.

JP will remember the "milk the cow" incident at scout camp between Stacey Mitchell and that other kid named Chuck. Everyone else can just imagine what I am talking about.

I say that we not only discredit the good congressman, but anyone in this world who goes by Chuck.

Our call to arms could simply be, "You know what Chuck rhymes with!"

Jeff Y. said...

How much can you trust someone named Chuck anyway?

There is Chuck Norris, Chuck E. Cheese, Chuck-A-Rama, Charles in Charge went by Chuck, I'm sure, and lets not forget Chuck that Patty liked. That is just sick.

The reality is, there is no such thing as a good Chuck. Ignore them all I say, besides, we all know what Chuck rhymes with...

Jeff Y. said...

I might as well say it again.
We all know what Chuck rhymes with don't we?
Chuck Norris, Chuck E. Cheese, Chuck-A-Rama, and Chuck from school. Patty what were you thinking?
Ah whatever.
Now you have a bunch of comments on your blog Dave, good job.

Unknown said...

You can't even do Chuck with the name game. Chuck Chuck BO-buck Bannana fanna fo f%&#. SEE! SEE!!

I'm with jeff...It is better to die fat and alone than to have a guy named chuck around. Wait... Let me rephrase...
If you have kids... don't make meth in the kitchen. What do you think trailers are for, duh? Do you think that stove is to make breakfast?

Unknown said...

My name is jp an i say...

Can we ever trust a man named Chuck? I mean really?

How many Chucks are there? There is Chuck Norris, Chuck E. Cheese, Chuck-a-Rama and that moron in high school that we all called Chuck but his real name is something else.

JP will remember the "milk the cow" incident at scout camp between Stacey Mitchell and that other kid named Chuck. Everyone else can just imagine what I am talking about.

I say that we not only discredit the good congressman, but anyone in this world who goes by Chuck.

Our call to arms could simply be, "You know what Chuck rhymes with!"

milk the cow! That was funny.