I am Fatness Incarnate and thus to lazy to finish a complete thread. O well. I am the one one that makes it hard to get up in the morning. I am the one that makes your old shirts to tight and belts shrink. I am the one that makes skin flap in the wind and wind flap some where else if you know what I mean. Being out of breath after tying your shoes. Being hungry after eating a large pizza and a box of zingers. Being to tired to sleep and sleeping for fun. All this is what i am and more, lots more.

I know that this blog was designed to help with experiencing the fatness of life.
But from time to time I, Matumbo 22, will have to delve into the more serious and upsetting part of life. I do not want to make anyone skinny or lose an appetite over these issues, but something must be done.

I am going to be writing about Senator Chuck Grassley R-Iowa. I will be reviewing his latest quest to demonize the American Red Cross. And how does not enjoy the fatness.

The next few posts will be on this subject. Please give me any comment you might have about the Senator or the Red Cross.

Mountain Dew! There is nothing in the world like the liquid sunshine that is Mountain Dew. The green flowing magical essence of Earth's greatest creations BROMINATED VEGETABLE OIL and Yellow # 5. I get thirsty just thinking about it.

The Green Juice is the Fatness of Life. The Fatness of Life is Matumbo 22.

Smiling. Why?

If you smile a lot you get wrinkles. But our culture tells us that wrinkles are ugly and need to be eradicated at all cost. Wrinkles mean you are old and not fun anymore. Some think that having wrinkles are the end of youth, vitality and life.

How much money, time and pain is spent on the pursuit of a smooth wrinklefree face. Think of all the creams and coverups, the surguries and injections and the tears shed trying to make a person's face look like it did as a child. The sad fact is that wrinkles make people sad.

Why then is smiling so important? If you are not smiling people think you are mad, sad, sick, rude, uncaring, unkind, mean, tired, irritated, or just plain stupid. We are told to be polite and smile from the time we learn to talk. Ever have a photograph taken without someone yelling "smile!". Even complete strangers will stop and say "smile its not that bad" if they catch you with out a grin.

We must choose, do we smile and face the consequence of the wrinkled face or do we save our smooth skin and smiling faces and risk offending everyone around us? It is a pathetic world we live in when a wrinkled face is such a concern.

Remember a fat face (smile or not) doesn't wrinkle!