Thursday, March 30, 2006

Mountain Dew! There is nothing in the world like the liquid sunshine that is Mountain Dew. The green flowing magical essence of Earth's greatest creations BROMINATED VEGETABLE OIL and Yellow # 5. I get thirsty just thinking about it.

The Green Juice is the Fatness of Life. The Fatness of Life is Matumbo 22.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Amen! Who's mtn dew is that? Mine! Go get your own! Ride to do the dew! Im thirsty too

Jeff Y. said...

Mt. Dew sucks. Fatness does not originate with Mt. Dew, I am an example of that.
Mt. Dew is just nasty. It is one of those things that I think I crave, but I get two sips into it and am ready to puke! Kind of like all of the food from Taco Bell. Going to Taco Bell and getting a Mt. Dew is not only a carnal sin, but just plain stupid. STUPID!