Friday, January 30, 2009

The Fatness is sad today.

People are saying that fatness is a disease transmitted like a virus, the flu, a common cold!

How dare they! It is bad enough that fat is considered vile, hideous, tragic and disgusting, but now it is likened to the Plague!

Soon the skinny ones will insist on riding on a different part of the bus away from those who are "unfit". There will be laws requiring separate restrooms and drinking fountains. Those of the large girth will be forced to live in areas walled off from the vibrant and slender. Forced to work out in newly form "sweat shops".

The large and the flabby will be made to wear masks to keep their "fat disease" from spreading. Possibly a large "O" will be burned into the sweating brow of all the "obese". Thus keeping those that might quickly binge diet and shed their excess mass from ever trying to blend in with the rest society.

Some of you may laugh at this idea. Believing we as a civilization would never allow such a tragedy to happen. I say take a second and think of what has been done in the past to people that were different. Think...

What do people already do to make and keep themselves "beautiful"?

The Fatness is Matumbo 22 and he is sad.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Hello all of you that have forgotten about the Fatness.

I have been unable to write for a long time now because I am fat and easily fatigued. Eating, sleeping and doing my "business" are really the only things I do on a regular basis.

The Fatness of Life needs to be more than a gelatinous belly and sweaty brow. The Fatness of Life is about enjoying the best parts of life. As a society we forget that about the gravy that makes life wonderful. I will write more but for now I must rest. The strain of of touching the keys is making me smell funny.

I am Matumbo 22 and I am the Fatness.