The Fatness is sad today.
People are saying that fatness is a disease transmitted like a virus, the flu, a common cold!
How dare they! It is bad enough that fat is considered vile, hideous, tragic and disgusting, but now it is likened to the Plague!
Soon the skinny ones will insist on riding on a different part of the bus away from those who are "unfit". There will be laws requiring separate restrooms and drinking fountains. Those of the large girth will be forced to live in areas walled off from the vibrant and slender. Forced to work out in newly form "sweat shops".
The large and the flabby will be made to wear masks to keep their "fat disease" from spreading. Possibly a large "O" will be burned into the sweating brow of all the "obese". Thus keeping those that might quickly binge diet and shed their excess mass from ever trying to blend in with the rest society.
Some of you may laugh at this idea. Believing we as a civilization would never allow such a tragedy to happen. I say take a second and think of what has been done in the past to people that were different. Think...
What do people already do to make and keep themselves "beautiful"?
The Fatness is Matumbo 22 and he is sad.
The Fatness of life explored by the great Fatness himself, even Matumbo 22.
2 comments:
Cheer up fatness. More and more are joining you every day, even every hour.
It is good to check on you blog and find that Fatness Incarnate is still writing. Now, what you need to do is write something that BYU twits care about... I have no idea. Then we can send that as a comment on some BYU buchu's blog and you can be as famous as feg.
Let me know how I can help.
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